well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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