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morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.

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(416): View more from Ontario

I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.

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(214): View more from Texas

did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?

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(862): View more from New Jersey

he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"

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(337): View more from Louisiana

I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite

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(516): View more from New York

I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"

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(562): View more from California

I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

that is very illegal...i love you.

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