Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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