If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
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