I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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