It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I wish i was in the wii world.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
So. Much. Porn.
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