The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I need water and some morals
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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