Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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