Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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