oh god the rape fog is back!
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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