She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Randomize
