let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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