is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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