butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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