Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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