margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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