Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Its about making memories worth repressing
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Randomize
