You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Randomize
