Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
