spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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