Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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