hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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