You work out of a Hotel?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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