Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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