oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
either way he was missing a nipple.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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