No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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