I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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