spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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