sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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