It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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