She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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