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You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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