Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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