Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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