All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
accomplished twins. life is a go
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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