Quick, to the slutcave!
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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