I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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