Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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