I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I think I just sharted jello shots
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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