billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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