Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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