I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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