They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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