why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
She tied me up with her honor cords...
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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