Who wears a wallet chain?!
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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