So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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