I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
So squirting runs in the family.
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to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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