What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
its liver damage thursday
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