Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
is this the sara with the beer cane?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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