I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
vagina is talking i cant
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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