why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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