i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
organizing the empties. That sober.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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