Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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