haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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